it only takes two heart attacks to finally make you see one of them won't do it but the second'll set you free! tell all your pain and anger its time to say goodbye and that just waht i will do soon as those bastards i worked for die! ;D
Friends rules!&&I love Orlando Bloom&&Sexy Elves 4eva
There was a girl we'll call her Betty And a guy let's call him Neil Now I can't stress this point too strongly This story isn't real. (time passes by) Now our Neil must decide Who will be the girl that he casts aside? Will Betty be the one who he loves truly Or will it be the one who we'll call L-L-Lulie? He must decide, he must decide Even though I made him up he must decide
Sometimes men love women And sometimes men love men Then there are bi-sexuals Though some just say they're kidding themselves La-la-la-la-la-la...
Terry's a jerk! And he won't let me work! And I hate Central Perk! (time passes by) And you're all invited to bite me!
I'm in the shower and I'm writing a song Stop me if you've heard it My skin is soapy and my hair is wet And tegrin spelled backward is nirget. Lather, rinse, repeat Lather, rinse, repeat Lather, rinse, repeat (pause) As needed!
They're tiny and chubby and so sweet to touch Soon they'll grow up and resent you so much Now they're yelling at you and you don't know why And you cry and you cry and you cry And you cry and you cry...
New York City has no power And the milk is getting sour But to me that is not scary
I made a man with eyes of coal and a smile so bewitchin' How was I supposed to know that my mom was dead in the kitchen La-la-la-la-la-la-la...
My favourite shoes so good to me I wear them everyday Down at the heel, holes in the toe Don't care what people say My feet's best friend, pals to the end With them I'm one hot chicky Though late one night Not much light I stepped in something icky (Chorus) Sticky shoes, sticky shoes Always makes me smile Sticky shoes, sticky shoes Next time I'll avoid the pile
Went to the store, sat on Santa's lap Asked him to bring my friends all kinds of crap Said all you need is to write them a song Now you haven't heard it yet so don't try to sing along No don't sing along Monica, Monica, have a happy Hanukkah Saw Santa Claus, he said hello to Ross And please tell Joey, Christmas will be snowwwwwy And Rachel and Chandler, (mumbles something) handler! Cause I stay away from dairy La-la-la-la-la-la...
rach&&Can I keep the presents and still be 29? &&joe:&&it's a cow's opinion. It doesn't matter. It's moo. &&Matt:"And yeah, if Jennifer (Aniston) is a girl-next-door, I'm moving to where you live !"
Post by Nabetse Green on Jan 26, 2002 16:45:11 GMT -5
Oh, may I post some in Spanish? ;D
"DOS SE BESARON ANOCHE" --- "TWO OF THEM KISSED LAST NIGHT" Había una chica, vamos a llamarla Betty y un chico, vamos a llamarle Neil... Bueno, no podría insistir más en eso, esta historia es así. Ahor Neil debe decidir cuál será la chica que va a descartar. Será Betty la chica que realmente querrá o será la que vamos a llamar... Leilaaaaaaaaaaa. ¡¡¡Tiene que decidir!!!¡¡¡Tiene que decidir!!! Aunque me lo haya inventado, tiene que decidiiiiiiiiiiir!!!
"NYC HAS NO POWER" Nueve York está apagado y la leche se ha cortado. Pero a mí no me da miedo, porque yo la leche no la quiero... La la la, la la la la, la la la, la la.
"He's a good kisser isn't he?" ~ Rachel&&&&I'm Monica in TOW Rachel Gives Birth!
Post by rosita-tbl on Jan 29, 2002 17:56:54 GMT -5
"And they found the bodies the very next day, and they found the bodies the very next day"
"My mother's ashes and even her eyelashes are stored in a little yellow ja-a-ar."
"[sexy voice] Sticky shoes. my sticky stick shoes. why you always stick on me, ba-aby?"
"You don't have to be awake to be my man. As long as you have brain waves, i'll be ther to hold your hand. Though we just met the other day, there is something i have got to say (sees monica leaving) ok thank you very much i'm gonna take a break now."
"Are you in there little fetus? In nine months will you come greet us? I will.... buy you some adidas."
"Crazy underwear creeping up my butt. Crazy underwear always in a rut."
"Fushia and Margh.... those are the sixty colors of my be-e-droom."
"Little black curly hair. Little black little black little black curly hair." (sorry don't remember the rest)
And who can forget:
"Smelly cat, smelly cat, what are they feeding you? Smelly smelly cat, it's not your fault! They won't take you to the vet. You're obviously not their favorite pet. You may not be bed of roses, and you're no a friend to those with noses!"
"I'm in the shower and i'm writing a song. Stop me if you've heard it. My skin is soapy and my hair is wet. And tegrin spelled backward is nirget...." -Pheebs&&"Unagi.... DANGER!!!!!" ~Ross. ROFLOL!!!
Post by Rachel K. Green on Jan 29, 2002 19:26:00 GMT -5
Three of my favorites are "Smelly Cat", "Grandma", "Holiday Song", etc...
Grandma Now grandma's a person who everyone likes She brought you a train and a bright shiny bike But lately she hasn't been coming to dinner And last time you saw her she looked so much thinner. Now your mom and your dad said she moved to Peru, But the truth is she died and someday you will too La-la-la-la-la...
Holiday Song Went to the store, sat on Santa's lap Asked him to bring my friends all kinds of crap Said all you need is to write them a song Now you haven't heard it yet so don't try to sing along No don't sing along Monica, Monica, have a happy Hanukkah Saw Santa Claus, he said hello to Ross And please tell Joey, Christmas will be snowwwwwy And Rachel and Chandler, (mumbles something) handler!