Post by Chanandler_bong on Feb 7, 2002 21:22:23 GMT -5
::Enters the room in a rush and is breathing heavily:: Hey Rach, honey, are you ok?. Ross left the movies early 'cause he had to give a lecture in ben's school, but i already called him and he's on his way. (Breezy)
Rachel: Come on, Joe, do you really want an award that you didn't win?&&Joey: No, i want an award i did win, but nobody's given me any of those, have they?&& --------------&&Joey and Rachel: Tequila!
::walks into the room, not noticing anyone at all, reading a clipboard with a largish sticker that says 'Nerdy Nurses 4 Eva":: never fear.... the nurse is here....! now i see Rachel, you dont mind if i call you rachel do you, good. i see that you are giving birth... well you have come to the right place ::laughs at own joke:::
Post by Nabetse Green on Feb 8, 2002 18:28:28 GMT -5
So now all Friends can come to hospital, I mean, Monica, Phoeb e & Rachel are already there, Chandler & Joey came already and Ross... well, Ross will manage . The crazy nurse is there, let the crazy birth giving begin! Don't be shy and post something, it'll surely bring the RPG onwards (or at least more than not posting! ;D)
"He's a good kisser isn't he?" ~ Rachel&&&&I'm Monica in TOW Rachel Gives Birth!
:: janice is coming in:: (are they allready in aroom or still in the hall??) look who's here.!?oh my god rachel are u going to give birth? ::smiles widely:i am so happy i can be with u at that special moment. !! the whole family together again!!
rach&&Can I keep the presents and still be 29? &&joe:&&it's a cow's opinion. It doesn't matter. It's moo. &&Matt:"And yeah, if Jennifer (Aniston) is a girl-next-door, I'm moving to where you live !"
::Meanwhile....The Children's Museum had a grand opening today. And Ross insisted that a 20-year old costume be resurrected and used for the dinosaur exhibit. Nobody wanted to wear this old, smelly Wooly Mammoth costume, so Ross had been wearing it all day. He did get the head off, so he could answer the call from Chandler. However, now Ross cannot get the rest of the brown, furry, smelly costume off.::
"Oh my god, no what am I going to do"
::A little girl screams hysterically at her parents, Mommy---that mean man killed the Snuffeluffigus!!::
No, no, I didn't kill the Snuffeluffigus. This is a Wooly Mammoth.
"Oh god, what am I saying? I've got to go to the hospital. I'll just have to wear this prehistoric suit, I don't have time to be doing this!"
::Ross drops the Wooly Mammoth head to the floor. Runs through the crowd hearing little children screaming, That mean man killed a Wookie...no...he killed the Snuffeluffigus...::
No, no, it wasn't a Wookie or the Snuffeluffigus...it was a Wooly Mammoth...And god, no, I didn't kill anything. Please, could you move, I've got a baby on the way
::A little boy looks confused at his dad and says, I didn't know that men could get pregnant. Ross, just shakes his head and rushes out of the building, in his Wooly Mammoth suit.::
What do you mean you can't drive me to the hospital?! I only said that I can't reach my wallet because of this costume. I mean, if you drive me and then if you wait outside, I'd get one of my friends to pay you and give you a big tip!
::The cabbie looks at Ross really funny, 'No mac, just stay way away from this cab, I ain't havin' no smelly, big foot, chewbacca-wannabe in my cab'::
But, please, I'm expecting a baby really soon so I need to go to the hospital? Please?
::The cabbie rolls his eyes, locks his taxi cab doors from the inside, and says, 'Okay bub, that's it, you're some sorta wacko thinking that I'd think you're some babe ready to deliver' The cabbie drives off, leaving Ross::
"Oh my god, what am I going to do?"
::A crowd of people are staring at Ross. So, Ross just smiles and starts jogging his way towards the hospital. Sweat is streaming down his face.::
It's just a new proto-type exercise reduce suit. I mean its a one-of-kind-model. And, I'm so lucky to be the only one trying it out.
::As Ross jogs by, people give him weird looks and cover their noses. Ross decides he'll miss out on the delivery, so he starts running towards the hospital, moving his hands frantically all over the costume to find the zipper, or something, so he can get out of it.::