And who the hell made you boss, buddy boy! And what is that stench in here. It smells like moldy carpet that needs defumigating...
::Rachel's Dad looks around the room and spots Ross:
Oh my god! It's you! You! You get the hell out of here! What are you doing here, you're the guy that's been rotten to my Rachel. And you sure smell like it too. Isn't there rules here! What kind of establishment let this furball in here. This isn't a zoo. Not for my darlin' Rachel...
::Follows into the room, smiling broadly, first saying to her husband:: Oh my god, hun, that's the father of Rachel's baby. We can't let him leave.
::She whispers to Chandler:: Really...he doesn't mean anything by what he said, you should see him when he's angry.
::Then she spies Ross:: But oh my god, where did you get that outfit? Couldn't you find something more appropriate, I mean, good god, this isn't a costume party. And who would select such an indecent, ancient costume anyway?...couldn't you get something more elaborate if it were a costume party. Well that costume has gotto go...and burn it after, do the world a favor...
::Then she sees Rachel:: And Rachel, sweetie, oh my darlin' little girl...why on earth aren't you wearing something better than that! I mean, we wanted pictures and everything, how un-Calvin Klein of you! I mean haven't I taught you to read In Style magazine? And please don't sweat, it's doing disastrous things to how you look...Remember, we must be "cool" about things. And how are all your friends, exactly why are they here? I mean, isn't this a "family" thing? Yes, and I'm a little late, but, it's just our nature to know "timing", you know, you have to remember appearances and that kind of thing?
Oh but, can I, can I give you a hug? I spend hours at the day spa looking like this, so please try not to put perspiration all over it, okay, dear?
::Rachel's mom goes through towards Rachel and with a second thought, decides to give an "air" kiss on Rachel's cheeks instead.::
Now you see, hun, things are working out for the best here. We can go do this errand, and see Rachel darling, later? We can do this, couldn't we? And that way the father of Rachel's baby can stay here?
Post by rosita-tbl on Mar 14, 2002 16:34:29 GMT -5
This is so exciting Rach! Now, ok, here. ::Hands her a penny:: Now this penny is good luck, but only for today. If you keep it tomorrow, then you will have terrible terrible TERRIBLE day tomorrow and you know, you MIGHT die, but.... OK! have a great birth!
"I'm in the shower and i'm writing a song. Stop me if you've heard it. My skin is soapy and my hair is wet. And tegrin spelled backward is nirget...." -Pheebs&&"Unagi.... DANGER!!!!!" ~Ross. ROFLOL!!!
Post by Rachel K. Green on Mar 23, 2002 22:27:32 GMT -5
::excited:: Yeah! You're having a baby!! I think the baby will be a Girl. We are having a Niece!! Isn't that great?!! She's going to be our second niece! Um, I mean, our third niece. I forgot Chandler.