You expect me and everybody else to believe that a baby should be named after a wizard from Hogwarts! C'mon Rach, Joey Potter is that guy that wears glasses and...and...and...is some sort of super wizard.
::Rachel shakes her head. Everybody else, cannot believe what they are hearing.::
I knew that, I was just illustrating a fact that, that, that, a girl's not supposed to have a guy's name. I mean, what does that mean? I mean, that our girl is gonna be some jock or something. Who plays this guy, Joey, anyway? Is it somebody like Brad Pitt or who?
::Tension is running high. Some of the group is silently wishing they were invisible or something.::
::Sighs deeply and almost swoons into a different world.::
Oh, Brad Pitt, like a god, isn't he?...
::Rachel realizes she said her thoughts outloud and notices the gangs expressions:
Oh I mean...what I mean, is (ahem) that Brad Pitt is like a god for Jennifer Aniston. Hey, I just don't know what I said there, but, that is what I meant to say. And Ross, I'm going to leave for a bit, and put our baby in her crib so she doesn't wake up from this ummm...discussion...we're having...soooo...
::Ross' expression suddenly changes from pleading, to a "what?" kind of look::
::Ross looks around hoping that everybody else might get the "hint" to leave, but obviously being "polite" kept the gang glued in and fighting for position to watch the Rachel/Ross discussion. Ross regains his composure and looks politely around at everybody::
Now, no-no, you don't have to stay. I mean, it's nothing really. And, the baby is sleeping right now. So, nothing major going on here, you know? You're welcome to stay if you want, but, if you have better things to do, then you're welcome to go.
Now you just wait a minute here. You know? I mean, hey, you try living with Rach, I mean. She started me on that whole thing. It was kinda a trade off. She would watch Dawson's Creek and I would watch Baywatch. And sometimes when there wasn't anything to do, then, well, you know. I kinda would watch whatever was on TV. So, I guess what I'm saying is...uhhh...you try living with Rach and see how you do. I mean, I had to do something because some things were just, you know, out! You know what I mean?