Phoebe's songs lyrics

[MonicaFaour]

post here the lyrics of the songs that you love from phoebe!

"Whenever I get married, guess who won't be asked to sing?
Somebody called Geller, and someone else called BING!"

"The cow in the meadow goes moo,
The cow in the meadow goes moo,
The farmer comes and hits them on the head,
And that's how we get hamburgers!
And now chickens..."

[Pheebs]

it only takes two heart attacks to finally make you see
one of them won't do it but the second'll set you free!
tell all your pain and anger its time to say goodbye
and that just waht i will do soon as those bastards i worked for die! ;D

[jesse]

There was a girl we'll call her Betty
And a guy let's call him Neil
Now I can't stress this point too strongly
This story isn't real.
(time passes by)
Now our Neil must decide
Who will be the girl that he casts aside?
Will Betty be the one who he loves truly
Or will it be the one who we'll call L-L-Lulie?
He must decide, he must decide
Even though I made him up he must decide

Sometimes men love women
And sometimes men love men
Then there are bi-sexuals
Though some just say they're kidding themselves
La-la-la-la-la-la...

Terry's a jerk!
And he won't let me work!
And I hate Central Perk!
(time passes by)
And you're all invited to bite me!

I'm in the shower and I'm writing a song
Stop me if you've heard it
My skin is soapy and my hair is wet
And tegrin spelled backward is nirget.
Lather, rinse, repeat
Lather, rinse, repeat
Lather, rinse, repeat
(pause)
As needed!

They're tiny and chubby and so sweet to touch
Soon they'll grow up and resent you so much
Now they're yelling at you and you don't know why
And you cry and you cry and you cry
And you cry and you cry...


New York City has no power
And the milk is getting sour
But to me that is not scary


I made a man with eyes of coal and a smile so bewitchin'
How was I supposed to know that my mom was dead in the kitchen
La-la-la-la-la-la-la...

My favourite shoes so good to me
I wear them everyday
Down at the heel, holes in the toe
Don't care what people say
My feet's best friend, pals to the end
With them I'm one hot chicky
Though late one night
Not much light
I stepped in something icky
(Chorus)
Sticky shoes, sticky shoes
Always makes me smile
Sticky shoes, sticky shoes
Next time I'll avoid the pile

Went to the store, sat on Santa's lap
Asked him to bring my friends all kinds of crap
Said all you need is to write them a song
Now you haven't heard it yet so don't try to sing along
No don't sing along
Monica, Monica, have a happy Hanukkah
Saw Santa Claus, he said hello to Ross
And please tell Joey, Christmas will be snowwwwwy
And Rachel and Chandler, (mumbles something) handler!
Cause I stay away from dairy
La-la-la-la-la-la...

[Nabetse Green]

Oh, may I post some in Spanish? ;D

"DOS SE BESARON ANOCHE" --- "TWO OF THEM KISSED LAST NIGHT"
Había una chica, vamos a llamarla Betty
y un chico, vamos a llamarle Neil...
Bueno, no podría insistir más en eso,
esta historia es así.
Ahor Neil debe decidir cuál será la chica que va a descartar.
Será Betty la chica que realmente querrá
o será la que vamos a llamar... Leilaaaaaaaaaaa.
¡¡¡Tiene que decidir!!!¡¡¡Tiene que decidir!!!
Aunque me lo haya inventado, tiene que decidiiiiiiiiiiir!!!

"NYC HAS NO POWER"
Nueve York está apagado
y la leche se ha cortado.
Pero a mí no me da miedo,
porque yo la leche no la quiero...
La la la, la la la la, la la la, la la.

;D

[rosita-tbl]

"And they found the bodies the very next day, and they found the bodies the very next day"

"My mother's ashes and even her eyelashes are stored in a little yellow ja-a-ar."

"[sexy voice] Sticky shoes. my sticky stick shoes. why you always stick on me, ba-aby?"

"You don't have to be awake to be my man. As long as you have brain waves, i'll be ther to hold your hand. Though we just met the other day,  there is something i have got to say (sees monica leaving) ok thank you very much i'm gonna take a break now."

"Are you in there little fetus? In nine months will you come greet us? I will.... buy you some adidas."

"Crazy underwear creeping up my butt. Crazy underwear always in a rut."

"Fushia and Margh.... those are the sixty colors of my be-e-droom."

"Little black curly hair. Little black little black little black curly hair." (sorry don't remember the rest)

And who can forget:

"Smelly cat, smelly cat, what are they feeding you? Smelly smelly cat, it's not your fault! They won't take you to the vet. You're obviously not their favorite pet. You may not be bed of roses, and you're no a friend to those with noses!"

[Rachel K. Green]

Three of my favorites are "Smelly Cat", "Grandma", "Holiday Song", etc...

Grandma
Now grandma's a person who everyone likes
She brought you a train and a bright shiny bike
But lately she hasn't been coming to dinner
And last time you saw her she looked so much thinner.
Now your mom and your dad said she moved to Peru,
But the truth is she died and someday you will too
La-la-la-la-la...

Holiday Song
Went to the store, sat on Santa's lap
Asked him to bring my friends all kinds of crap
Said all you need is to write them a song
Now you haven't heard it yet so don't try to sing along
No don't sing along
Monica, Monica, have a happy Hanukkah
Saw Santa Claus, he said hello to Ross
And please tell Joey, Christmas will be snowwwwwy
And Rachel and Chandler, (mumbles something) handler!