811 - TOW Ross' Step Forward

[Breezy]

811 - TOW Ross' Step Forward
Original USA Airdate:  December 13, 2001
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TOW Ross' Step Forward

Frantic Ross pictures the possibilities when his girlfriend puts their photos on Christmas cards.  Ross freaks out when his new girlfriend Mona (Bonnie Somerville) wants to send out a cutesy Christmas card with both of their pictures on it.  When Rachel is feeling the hormonal effects of her pregnancy, she desparately scopes out possible romantic partners - including the always accomodating Joey.  Newlyweds Chandler and Monica must deal with Chandler's boss who is headed the opposite way while going through a divorce.

[Nabetse Green]

Haven't watched this one neither...

SOME QUOTES

Phoebe: Keep in mind, now, I was carrying triplets, so in medical terms I was thrice as randy.

Joey to Ross: Congratulations, you just got married!

Monica: You were so hard up you practically came on to me.
Phoebe: You wish.
Monica: Hey, I could have had you if I wanted you.
Phoebe: Oh, yeah? Come and get it.
Rachel: Okay, even this is turning me on.

Ross: No self-respecting man would ask a woman, "So where is this going?"
Rachel: Uh, Ross, you asked me that.
Ross: Hey, you were a closed book, okay. I'm not a mind reader!

Ross: What do you think, Rach?
Rachel: I think... if it was a little colder in here I could see your nipples through that sweater.

Chandler: You know what would really help me through this tough time is choking something. Can I choke ya?

Rachel: You gave her a key to your apartment?
Ross: Not just any key, I gave her the only key. I am now a homeless person in a very serious relationship.

Doug: Bing, what's this?!
Chandler: It's a hand. It the thing you use as a Jack and Coke holder.

Chandler: Hi, honey, I'm home.
Monica: From the tequila factory?

Chandler: I got to see what my life would be like without you. Y'know, it was like "It's a Wonderful Life" with lap dances.

Rachel: I'm just finding myself... how do I put this?... um, erotically charged.
Joey: Is that college talk for "horny?"