TOW RACHEL GIVES BIRTH --- RPG

[Pixxi]

::looks at monica with a wierdish look::

he... DROPS things?!?! OH MY.... just like me! we are perfect for eachother... ::gives the kind of smile anyone would be scared of:::

so pass me those really really big thigies that look like siscors okay?

:: points at these thigie whatsits! ::

[Rachel K. Green]

::Joey looks at Monica really scared::

-What if it's the baby that falls?!!

No, No, No. I will not do that!! No!

::Mad:: I do not drop things!!

[rosita-tbl]

Oh oh Rach, er, um....cuz! I have a song. I like just made it up, you have to hear it.  OK ::Gets guitar::

I've bored a child before and I thought it really hurt.
  But now here is Rachel and she's giving a kid birth.
  Rach, can you take it, yes, I think, maybe.
  Just don't give her to Joey cuz he'll drop the baby.
  La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la. La, la, la, la, la, la, la!

::Goes to continue, but sees Joey is mad at her. She stops::


(Edited because of tags)

[Pixxi]

::: claps :::: WHAT  a lovely song! im getting married next week, would you pease come and do the music?!  

[rosita-tbl]

OK!!!  oooo, my dear cousin, I'm gonna play at someone's wedding! ::Pats Crazy nurse on the head::  

[Breezy]

::Meanwhile, Ross is drenched with sweat in his Wooly Mammoth suit, which he still hasn't managed to get out of yet.  He rushes into the hospital, but, manages to attract attention of security, who, thinks that he might belong in another type of hospital.::

Oh, I made it, I made it.  Yes!  Yes!  Yes!!!  But, I'm just having trouble breathing for a moment.  Chill.  I can do this.

::"Need help?"  says a security guard who walks up to Ross and eyes him suspiciously.  However, Ross doesn't notice anything peculiar about that.::

I'm here!  Don't you see I'm here.  I didn't miss it!  I made it!  You know that I'm expecting a baby any minute, so, I didn't want to miss out.

::"Uhhhh, right," says the security guard who motions (behind Ross' back) to the desk clerk that Ross might be "crazy".  "Look bud," says the guard, "Maybe, you just need to sit down and relax, you know?::

Right!  Good idea!  You know it's been quite a day.  Being mistaken for a snuffeluffigus, or a wookie, when everybody knows that the wooly mammoth is so much better than that.

::Ross smiles as he sits down and continues more nonsense chatter as some more security guards walk in.::

[Rachel K. Green]

::Joey looks at Rachel and says::

 You will let this crazy nurse take care of you? If I were you,  I would keep the baby inside of me and wait until somebody finds another nurse... This woman is crazy!!

[Pixxi]

:: crazy nurse is totally oblivious to joey's *rude* comment and starts to pick up some more largeish scary-looking instruments from a table... looking evilly at joey ::

[Nabetse Green]

::Monica looks around::

Where's Janice?

::to herself, but obviously heard by the one's being next to her::

Why the hell do I care about that?

[Pixxi]

who's janice?

:: to self ::
Why the hell do ***I*** care about that?

[Breezy]

Ross

::Elsewhere, Ross has many people surrounding him.  And, he is mindlessly chattering about the Wooly Mammoth's being the 'king of the world'...until, he notices the crowd.::

Oh hey, sorry about that, you see, I was at a children's museum promoting the ever popular Wooly Mammoth.  I mean what is a dinosaur exhibit without the Wooly Mammoth?  Anyway, uhhhh, I need to find my friends here?  I mean, maybe I can be directed to where that is?

::One of the guard's replies, "Geez, I remember seeing that dinosaur exhibit when I was a kid, talk about freaking me out...it isn't the same lame costume is it?...nevermind, by the looks and smell of it, it is."::

And can we consider this conversation later?  I need to find my friends, and I'm really sorry that I had to dress like this.  It (laughs)--this costume--it kinda is stuck and anyway, please..help?

::The guards direct Ross towards the correct direction.  After many explanations from the hospital personnel, and many comments about the "Wooly Mammoth attire", Ross walks into where the rest of the friends are.::

[rosita-tbl]

::Gasps:: Oh my god it's Snuffeligus! :: Sees it's Ross:: Oh thank God, Ross it's you!!

[Chanandler_bong]

whoa, did you kill uncle it?

[Breezy]

Ross

::Ross has his "Ross" look...kinda like, 'why is this happening to me?' type of look::

It's a Wooly Mammoth...well, it was a Wooly Mammoth...and right now I realize why Dumbo never speaks at Disney World...there's a Wooly Mammoth head at the museam right now with a bunch of peanuts stuck in its nose... Oh my god, the nose!  I left my pager in the nose of the costume!  As well as...oh, I should go back and get it before someone finds it!

[Chanandler_bong]

No way man, you're staying here, Rachel is about to give birth, plus it's fun to see you in your Snuffeluffigus outfit