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Post by Breezy on Mar 2, 2002 23:21:44 GMT -5
Rachel's Dad
::Rachel's Dad faces Chandler::
And who the hell made you boss, buddy boy! And what is that stench in here. It smells like moldy carpet that needs defumigating...
::Rachel's Dad looks around the room and spots Ross:
Oh my god! It's you! You! You get the hell out of here! What are you doing here, you're the guy that's been rotten to my Rachel. And you sure smell like it too. Isn't there rules here! What kind of establishment let this furball in here. This isn't a zoo. Not for my darlin' Rachel...
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Post by Breezy on Mar 2, 2002 23:23:24 GMT -5
Ross
::Ross very distressed, stammers::
Umm..welll....uh...you heard what the man said...um...but...but....but....
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Post by Breezy on Mar 2, 2002 23:31:51 GMT -5
Rachel's Mom
::Follows into the room, smiling broadly, first saying to her husband::
Oh my god, hun, that's the father of Rachel's baby. We can't let him leave.
::She whispers to Chandler::
Really...he doesn't mean anything by what he said, you should see him when he's angry.
::Then she spies Ross::
But oh my god, where did you get that outfit? Couldn't you find something more appropriate, I mean, good god, this isn't a costume party. And who would select such an indecent, ancient costume anyway?...couldn't you get something more elaborate if it were a costume party. Well that costume has gotto go...and burn it after, do the world a favor...
::Then she sees Rachel::
And Rachel, sweetie, oh my darlin' little girl...why on earth aren't you wearing something better than that! I mean, we wanted pictures and everything, how un-Calvin Klein of you! I mean haven't I taught you to read In Style magazine? And please don't sweat, it's doing disastrous things to how you look...Remember, we must be "cool" about things. And how are all your friends, exactly why are they here? I mean, isn't this a "family" thing? Yes, and I'm a little late, but, it's just our nature to know "timing", you know, you have to remember appearances and that kind of thing?
Oh but, can I, can I give you a hug? I spend hours at the day spa looking like this, so please try not to put perspiration all over it, okay, dear?
::Rachel's mom goes through towards Rachel and with a second thought, decides to give an "air" kiss on Rachel's cheeks instead.::
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Post by Breezy on Mar 6, 2002 13:48:49 GMT -5
Rachel's Mom
You know what, hun, I think we should leave for awhile.
::She links her arm onto Rachel's Dad's arm::
(Whispering towards Rachel, behind Rachel's Dad's back) I'll be back, okay?
::She smiles and faces Rachel's Dad::
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Post by Breezy on Mar 6, 2002 13:52:12 GMT -5
Rachel's Dad
Who? Me? Why me and not that missing link wearing a 1960 carpet!? If I have to go, he should go....I mean, am I the only one that thinks something stinks here? And I mean that in more ways than one.
::Rachel's Dad balks at the idea of leaving.::
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Post by Breezy on Mar 6, 2002 13:55:46 GMT -5
Ross
::stammering::
Well, I could go back and get my pager...and...and...the other things...anywayyy...I could go get my pager from the museum?
And this costume, I wouldn't be in this costume, but, I think something happened and it shrunk around me...If I had a choice I wouldn't be in this costume.
::Ross looks miserably at the matted, smelly, brown fake fur.::
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Post by Breezy on Mar 6, 2002 13:58:18 GMT -5
Rachel's Mom
::She looks reassuringly at Mr. Green.::
Now you see, hun, things are working out for the best here. We can go do this errand, and see Rachel darling, later? We can do this, couldn't we? And that way the father of Rachel's baby can stay here?
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Post by Breezy on Mar 6, 2002 14:01:50 GMT -5
Rachel's Dad ::  :: Well, I guess. I suppose. ummm, yes, dear. ::Rachel's Dad seems to melt at whatever Rachel's Mom suggests. However, when he faces Ross, he becomes a little sharp with his remark.:: Okay buddy, where is the pager? And what are the other things that seem more important than my baby girl, Rachel? |
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Post by Breezy on Mar 6, 2002 14:04:49 GMT -5
Ross
::Whispers in a very small voice::
Oh, just get the pager...the other stuff, it's not that important....and...it's ummm...it's-it's-it's in the costume's head...uhhh to be specific....it's um, it's in the Wooly Mammoth's nose.
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Post by Breezy on Mar 6, 2002 14:10:27 GMT -5
Rachel's Dad ::  :: What?!!! Oh great, I get to go and pick an elephant's nose. Just what I came all the way down here for? I ought to.... ::He looks towards Ross, but, then sees Rachel's mom shaking her head "no". Then immediately calms down. Regains his 'composure'.:: Okay, we'll go to the museam and get the pager. C'mon honey-dear, I wanna show you off...and maybe we can pay someone to pick an elephant's nose? ::He & Mrs. Green leave.:: |
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Chanandler_bong
Just Arrived
Friends is the most ass-kicking sitcom ever
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Post by Chanandler_bong on Mar 9, 2002 16:25:50 GMT -5
What a lovely man. Want to have a beer Joe, maybe in New Jersey?
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Pixxi
New Roomate
Have A Hap-Hap-Happy Day
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Post by Pixxi on Mar 10, 2002 5:20:22 GMT -5
:)Crazy Nurse...  well, if this little FAMILY reunion is done, i have a baby to deliver..:: snapson another pair of disposeable gloves:: |
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Chanandler_bong
Just Arrived
Friends is the most ass-kicking sitcom ever
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Post by Chanandler_bong on Mar 14, 2002 15:11:34 GMT -5
::to rachel:: Well, this is it, honey, you're having a baby
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Post by rosita-tbl on Mar 14, 2002 16:34:29 GMT -5
This is so exciting Rach! Now, ok, here. ::Hands her a penny:: Now this penny is good luck, but only for today. If you keep it tomorrow, then you will have terrible terrible TERRIBLE day tomorrow and you know, you MIGHT die, but.... OK! have a great birth!
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Post by Rachel K. Green on Mar 23, 2002 22:27:32 GMT -5
::excited:: Yeah! You're having a baby!! I think the baby will be a Girl. We are having a Niece!! Isn't that great?!! She's going to be our second niece! Um, I mean, our third niece. I forgot Chandler.
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