What is your PAAF?

[Breezy]

NOTE:  Do not, and I emphasize NOT, take this test unless you want to know if the aliens (those creatures that the X-Files talks about so often) are interested in you or not.


And, it's a short quiz, only 24 questions, no essay, all MC.

Here is the link and good luck.  (May the aliens be with you.)

www.alienabductions.com/abductalizer/zqframe.html

[TheFriend]

What bullshite!!! I took the test and it returned a result of 2,.... saying that my score indicates I'm not taking the whole thing seriously (!) and that I should do so the next time whereas I was dead serious!!! Pfffftt!

[Breezy]

How many times have you taken the test?  You must play often, you know.    

And today, mine is 2.35.  According to the Abductalizer, I believe that they are part of the conspiracy.  And it would be best that I forgot that this possibility (of being abducted) ever existed.  

I swear that some of those questions changes.  Anyway, I remember it being different yesterday.  Hmmmm....and the last time it told me to wear more hats or something.

[Holly Green]

I don't get this.... But my score is 0.02!

[Breezy]

Well mine is 5.8155 today.  Hmmm...oh my god!, it says, "The information that you have provided to the Abductalizer indicates a significant statistical likelihood that you are currently in the process of being abducted by aliens.

Do not be alarmed.

What you are experiencing is probably a sophisticated electro-chemically induced hallucination, intended to "mask" your true memories of the abduction. Try to relax. There's really nothing that you can do about it at this point. Your alien captors are going to have their way with you regardless, and if they were of the sort that wanted to communicate a message of peace and love to you, you'd certainly know about it already.

Upon your return to normal consciousness (this should occur tomorrow morning), you may wish to consider undergoing regression hypnosis therapy to recover the "masked" memories of this abduction. You should be aware, however, that this therapy can be very expensive, and may also recover unwanted (i.e. non-alien related) repressed memories; furthermore, even should you recover memories of your abduction, you may find that you did not have the kind of experience that you were hoping for.

With an AAI Abduction Experience you get the abduction you want, when you want it--why settle for less?"

 Like I said, you must check this often!  

(And I do not know who runs this site...seriously...)