Bamboozled - The Game
Part 2 of 3
This scene opens with Ross, still very competitive and Chandler wishing he wasn't here, but, has nothing better to do, and Joey in full fake game show host voice (unless otherwise noted, see explanation on Part 1) so...anyway...
"All right Ross, you're in the lead....Would you like to take another question or spin the Wheel of Mahem?" says Joey.
"The wheel has not been my friend tonight, Joey, uh...I'll take another question," replies Ross.
"Okay, this is going to b e tough. Hold your breath," instructs Joey.
"It's okay. I'm ready," misunderstands Ross.
Joey returns back to his normal voice and shows Ross the script, "No Dude, you gotto hold your breath 'til you're ready to answer the question...it's part of the game..."
Chandler
"This is rediculous!!...He's not gonna..." Chandler's voice trails off as Ross takes a very loud inhale and determines to win this game.
"Okay," says Joey back into game show host voice, "What do you have the fear of if you suffer from this phobia?....Triss...kah...." Joey nervously attempts the word again...."Holy cow, that's a big word....Triss...Kah...."
Joey returns to his normal voice, "Seriously look at this thing, Chandler, how do you say that?" Joey walks to chandler.
"Let me see that," Chandler says.
"This one right here," Joey points at the script as Ross whimpers.
"Triskahdeckaphobia" Chandler replies. (I know I just typed it the way that it was pronounced.)
"Fear of Triscuits," exhales Ross.
"No...No..." says Joey in his fake Game Show host voice," Fear of the number 13!"
Ross groans because he missed the question. Chandler says, "Fear of Triscuits!?"
"It's possible, they have really sharp edges, " replies Ross.
"All right Chandler," says Joey, "You're up."
"Wait a minute," interrupts Ross, "I believe I'm entitiled to use my Angel pass for a free turn..."
"This game makes no sense!!!" says Chandler.
"You know," says Ross, "You're just upset because you're losing..."
"Oh c'mon Ross," says Chandler as he gets out of his chair and faces Ross, "I think we're all losers here."
"Chandler," says Joey as he attempts to make Chandler sit back down, "You can either spin the Wheel or pick a Google card."
Chandler feigns thinking, "Oh...." Then he says bluntly, "I don't care."
"You must choose, Mr. Bing," says Joey as he makes Chandler sit down.
"Either." says Chandler, "It makes no difference."
"Choose. You jack ass." says Joey looking at Chandler like if Chandler doesn't cooperate then Chandler will get a black-eye from Joey.
"I'll take a card," says Chandler.
"Okay..." says Joey, "You picked a Gimme Card...you get all of Ross' points!"
Chandler beams. Ross is notably upset, "What!!!!"
"This game is kinda fun," smiles Chandler.
Ross turns towards Chandler and says, "Don't you think it's a little crazy that you got all my points...just because..."
"I don't think the contestants are supposed to speak to each other..." Chandler says.
Part 2 of 3.....part 3 to be posted soon.....sorry, gotto go.